La Via Dolorosa
After watching the new FIAT 500 Abarth commercial, I started imagining what would happen when my wife and I visit Italy. In the commercial, the nerd gets slightly seduced by the car in female form. So I was wondering, since we’re learning how to speak Italian, all the cute Italian babes would find me sooooo cute with my American-Italiano accent, my curly hair and (to top it off) my Gray’s Anatomy-esque stubble look. They gonna be like “Scusi bello! Vuole be fare qualcosa a me? Entri a la mia macchina. Voglio dare la mia lezione italiana! <smirk>” (granted, this is all conjecture at this point). To which my wife responds “Oh no lei non fare!“, which loosely translates to “Oh no she d’int!” Now, like any other guy mi piace una buona lotta di gatti, but when MY cannoli start to fly, that’s where I draw the line! I simply slip into a cafe and have me a cappucino con i miei dolci, which never happens because I wake up.