Breakfast Epiphany

by thenothing

As I was eating my version of the Egg Begley Jr. breakfast sandwich, I realize that eating an egg sandwich with mayonnaise is like eating a soy sandwich with soy sauce, drinking coffee with Kahlua, eating sushi with sake, water with ice, tomatos with ketchup, olive loaf with olive oil. Ok, maybe not that last one, but the duality of food is quite facinating when you actually think about it.